I was called not to long ago, to come out and bush hog this property. I was met by this long haired, possibly Hispanic, man, who showed me around the property. He was pointing out what all he was wanting cut, what he didn’t want cut. I was constantly side tracked during this time, because I was sure I had finally laid my eyes on a God sent Angel. The way her halo was sitting so perfectly above her head, made her look mesmerizing. She was even carrying a little boy that looked like a fat baby Elvis, so I had thought for sure, she was sent straight from Heaven. So then this big nosed guy asked me how much I would charge, I told him a very good, very low bid, because I just wanted to see her again. He told me it was to high, and thanked me for my time. So, 0 stars for that fat long haired hippy, but 5 stars for that saint of a woman that puts up with him!
Pamela is amazing. A sweet soul, and a saint. This place wouldn't be much without her. Zach is ok. He hasn't been the same since he cut his hair.
Pamela is amazing. She is the most amazing host anyone could ever ask for. Things are so much more relaxed when Zach is away, especially after his haircut.
Pamela was amazing. Something about the beds make you sleep like the dead. Some Spanish or Native American guy that used to have long hair slept next to me. Kind of weird but all in all a nice stay.
Southern hospitality at its best! I can not say enough good things about the accommodations. I’ve heard tons of rumors about the owners. I think it had to be a “green card deal”. Her family paid two sheep and a hen so he would marry her. She only had a couple years left in the deal, but turned up pregnant. I’m not sure of his nationality but with that hook-bill, he reminded me of a vampire. Plus I went with my buddy Justin who always smells like a garlic milkshake, and he was terrified of him. I was able to sneak some pictures in while he slept. I’ll post them and you be the judge. Only thing creepy to me was the older Spanish looking guy always working on small engine equipment in the living room. I don’t know anything about this hair thing. I mentioned cutting it once and he tried to stab me.
Vallecrow Hatchett Hollow Homestead is a US Lodging based in Bell Buckle, Tennessee. Vallecrow Hatchett Hollow Homestead is located at Bell Buckle, TN 37020, USA.
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